Things Kids Say #4

This is a conversation a co-teacher and I had with our pre-schoolers last week.

After a student and I knocked over my co-teacher’s water on the playground:

Co-Teacher: Stephaine Peed

Me: Yeah, I peed ice too… you should be impressed.

Student: I know how you pee ice.  If you have a big fat penis.  Like this (measures about a foot with hands) and it spins around and around and then comes out.

Co-Teacher:  You need to go play, I don’t even know some of the potty words that came out of your mouth.

Me: (laughing until tears are streaming down my face)

I love kids this age because penis’ and vaginas don’t embarrass them.  “Private” parts for adults aren’t as private for kids because they don’t know about sex or the cultural aversion to discussing these body parts openly.  Enjoy it while it lasts little ones.

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My name is Stephanie and I live in the greater Seattle area with my husband Michael. This blog is my opportunity to give myself an outlet for my love of writing, photography, food and life.
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2 Responses to Things Kids Say #4

  1. Dana says:

    Hahahaha– I’m not 100 percent sure, but I *think* peeing ice would hurt like a mofo. 🙂

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